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# by Ethan on 01-16-2011
So, if I actually DID go home with you, what would you do to me?
First, I'll suck on your big tweeties, then slip my fingers down your panties and massage your wahoo as your stroke my winky until its hard enough to-
Wait. That doesn't sound sexy at all... Why are you using non-sensical words for our sexual parts?
Because, if I use the words tits #&@! and c#ck, the computer will just # them out.
Understood. Continue, please.
...as you stroke my winky until it's hard enough to pound your puddintain until I shoot Miracle Whip all over your face!
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