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Corporate Samurai takes another head by daddydoright on 04-18-2006
Greetings Ms. Miamoto. Welcome to Chicago. It is indeed a pleasure having corporate visit us. I hope you are not to tired from your long flight from Japan. If only I would have word of your arrival I would have had the board ready to greet you. I trust you'll find everything acceptable.
ACCEPTABLE?! YOU CALL THIS...??!! EXCUSE FOR PRODUCTION ACCEPTABLE??!! I CAME HERE AS SOON AS I SAW THE NUMBERS! I WANTED TO SEE WITH MY OWN EYES WHAT INCOMPETENCE I WAS DEALING WITH BEFORE I MADE MY DECISION!
Ms. Miamoto I can assure you that we are doing everything we can to increase production. Our best men are working on it. I have no control over the economy. I feel that this is only a temporary setback.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!! I AND THE SHAREHOLDERS WANT RESULTS!! ONLY A WORM SUCH AS YOURSELF COULD OFFER SUCH PITIFUL EXCUSES! WE FIND THIS!! UNACCEPTABLE!! WE FIND YOU!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!! YOU ARE FIRED!!!! NO SEVERANCE FOR YOU EITHER!! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE COMPANY!! YOU WILL BE LUCKY TO FIND ANOTHER JOB IN THE INDUSTRY!
So this is why my keycard didn't let me in the exectuvive men's washroom this morning.
MY DECORATOR IS REDOING IT AS WE SPEAK! I WILL SAVE THIS SINKING SHIP OF A COMPANY THAT YOU HAVE LEFT ME WITH! You may leave now.
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