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 | Bob, sorry to have the be the bearer of bad news but your job as the call center Director is being outsourced to a guy named Rasheed in India. |  |
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 | Are you crapping me? I just bought a new house with an extra 2 bedorrms for the wife's twin babies that are on the way! |  |
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 | Well, the world is changing Bob, and we are just cogs in the global economy |  |
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 | Harry, we sell novely gifts for christ sake, how can the US compete in the "global economy" if we can't even sell rubber puke and turds to the folks here that demand it? |  |
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 | Well, look at it this way Bob, the folks in India are selling crap that is produced in China to obese hillbillies in the USA, and the illegals here get to box up the crap and ship it from our warehouse so they can send money back to Mexico |  |
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 | Oh, OK, when you put it like that, I can see where we are really helping the world. Thanks for clearing that up Harry! |  |
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