| Meanwhile, at the launch of the decomissioning of the last Poseidon missile... |
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| This just in, the US is launching the first missile in our historic surprise attack on Russia! | |
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| Things are turning out badly |
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| The teleprompter didn't say that, you fool! | |
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| OH SNAP I STARTED WWIII | |
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| The following occurs between the hours of 6:33:02 PM and 6:33:06 PM |
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| Igor! The Americans are attacking! | |
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| Quickly, FIRE ZE MISSILES! There is no time to waste! | |
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