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Stoopid 5 by angelstonite on 04-15-2006
Moving in w/ Melinda
Hi Doll Face, this seems weird. It's not my house, I sold or threw away most of my belongings and moved from an apartment to your house..this is YOUR place. I feel like a bum. But I have money, a good paying job and I can and will help.
Your two kids don't flush the toilet, they make messes, they steal and lie and your ex wife is a loser.
I am paying bills..other than your mortgage, for several months I have paid basically everything else. You regularly spend money like a drunken sailor since I moved in. And I still do not feel welcome here.
My kids are awesome after all...they cheer, hit honor roll and are literally perfect.
These were the best of times...
You are a great mom, Melinda. I am envious. Wish my kids had the same. I really do, and you do have two very beautiful, lucky & loved kids.
I like your son, to an extent. But your daughter is no where near the leagues that my own daughters aspire to be. And your mother, she warns you a little bit too much about me, doesint she?
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