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| Uh. I think we should get out of here. Like RIGHT. NOW. | |
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| Why? You're not having fun? I thought you'd like this. I mean, there are girls over there wearing pretty much nothing but feathers AND they don't speak English- know what I'm sayin'? | |
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| So what? I read in that book of yours that the islanders here are freaking cannibals. CANNIBALS, Amelia! I'm not about to hang around here and let myself get eaten for some chick's dinner- even if she's only wearing feathers! | |
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| Don't be ridiculous, John. The natives aren't cannibals- whoa, wait, back up- you can read? You know what, nevermind. Anyway, that may have been true of the ancient inhabitants of Easter Island but no one NOW eats people! | |
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| Whatever. Just don't expect me to care when you're all butthurt later because one of the locals ate your face off. | |
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