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 | Did you know that your penis is in this medical book? | |
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| Yes, my hand has been permanently attached to my penis since birth, it makes getting pants a pain in the arse. | |
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| Is that why you always have a flesh colored drink with you? | |
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| It is my way of avoiding shaking hands. | |
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| Because people assume you have some kind of digestive ulcer or something, they don't want to disturb you...? | |
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| Don't be an arse, I tell them that my drink is the same color as my penis and they usually don't even think about asking if I have an ulcer. | |
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