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 | I was walking down the street a few minutes ago, when I realized that I had stepped in something. I looked down at the bottom of my shoe, and, lo and behold, there was a big, ugly smear of.. Well, it was something, I can telll you that much. |  |
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 | No, no, no. It was only a few minutes ago. What? Yes. I think it's still there.. |  |
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 | Sorry, I need to talk to this Kevorkian guy. No, I can't meet you tomorrow. |  |
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