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A Case of the Smokies by PedeAmb on 09-28-2010
You just started smoking recently, didn't ya? I can tell by the way you hold your cancer stick. Why would you start smoking at your age, it's such a stupid thing to do?
Lots of reasons, I suppose... But mainly to numb myself and to die sooner. Best thing is that this is a great combination because of my numbness I won't care dying early. A smoker's life really is wonderful for the time it lasts.
Dumbest sh!t I ever heard. I wish I had never started to smoke. I urge you to quit as long as you still can.
And I urge you to shut up. The last person who should tell me to stop smoking is a chimp who basically grew up smoking.
At least I know what I'm talking about. Nothing's worse than somebody who can't speak from experience and doesn't really know about what he preaches.
Right, just like Malcom X knew what he preached when he condemned racism, because he was a fücking racist before. "Yo, everybody, listen what the ex-racist has to say, racism is bad mkay!" Don't feed me this bullsh!t. Practice what you preach or shut up.
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