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Life Devoid of Meaning Still: Part I by PedeAmb on 09-28-2010
Ahoy there! I don't think I've seen you around before. Are you new in the office?
Oh, h-hi! I...I'm new, yes. Thank you for speaking to me, you are the first person to speak to me in all these days and that's really depressing. I'm the replacement for Frank. He...he committed suicide last weekend. *sniff*
Golly, that's...well, it's such a tragedy, he was a...hmm...he had very beautiful eyes. So, erm, how did you get to do...whatever Frank did here in the office? Your stellar qualifications?
Mhh, no, Frank and me were good friends. *sniff* In fact I was the last person he spoke to, and he knew I was looking for an office job and...well, now I'm here, but to be honest I have no idea how to handle the job. Please don't tell the boss.
Your secret is save with me. But missy, you gotta grow in confidence. No wonder nobody wants to speak to you, just look at the way you dress. Just tell yourself you are desired and you will be! But most importantly you have to throw away this awful dress.
I see, you must be Linda Frank told me so much about, should I kill myself right now or should I wait until I can't endure the pain anymore?
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