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| So I managed to set up a meeting with the President. I just need to ask him one simple question. | |
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| Mr. President, I plan on constructing a Puppy Prayer Centre two blocks from the site where thousands of cats were fiercely dunked under water, repeatedly, by a dog militia. I have all the necessary paperwork and permits. I just need one more thing. Your thoughts? | |
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