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Just married by mackenziskis on 03-19-2006
Jake and Emma are sitting outside and Jake gets a text message.
Honey, we just got married and you sitting here text messgaing your friend?
Well, um. He texted me first... and it was going to start a good conversation.
Emma is yelling at Jake about what the text message says.
Ah. I see. Let me read it. "Jake, have you had sex yet? Doesn't it feel really good?!" Hum hum.
well yeah, i was going to tell him no, but i cant wait! Ready?
Emma slaps Jake accross the face and jake runs away while Jenna appears... after Jenna speaks, Emma looks at her kinda weird.
O hey. I just had to knock some sh#t into him. Aw... sometimes he is just so fricken retarded.
Ah, Emma? You just got married. Normally by now the woman is done knocking some sh#t into him. But sometimes, when you sh#t, it feels sort of good.
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