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| Hi Lucy. Want to be queen in my giant castle? And I can be king and do things like grant wishes for people who complete my really awesome made-up quests. | |
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| What's that smell? Is he drinking pee? | |
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| Like, I can make up a quest where you have to bring me the head of a creature called a Bargarmagopanda, and to find it you have to swim to the bottom of the royal sewer and deposit some bait... | |
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