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 | Good evening. As you can see, the streets behind me are deserted. Nothing moves or stirs. I know what you're thinking, Coronation St is on TV!! Friends, this is not so. This is the city of Zelpp. The planet Gloob. My cardigan? Marks & Spencers! Where have all the people gone? We're about to find out in..Suspicious Tales ..my name.. Professor I.P Knightly!! |  |
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 | Look lively, friends. Here in Moon Street in Segment One, is where THE EVENT started. Some say that things started to go wrong just as soon as a time traveller arrived from Earth. He goes by the chilling name of .... |  |
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 | Pleased to meet you. I'm Nicky. I'm providing the sinister background music, to acompany this piece of piss.. |  |
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 | the Lobster Chef! |  |
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 | Hallo! Care to eat from my tray of delicious beauties? |  |
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