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 | You're that new priest, aren't you? What can I do for you? |  |
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 | What do we give for blow jobs? |  |
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 | Good question. The alter boys get 50 cents. |  |
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 | I meant what do we give during confession as penance for giving blow jobs? |  |
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 | If it's an alter boy confessing, maybe a blow job might be penance enough. |  |
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