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Bad Habit.... by the_gab_factor on 03-12-2006
At the High School Conventum
God John! Haven't seen you since the prom! Heard you run a big computer biz now! And you've grown a manly mustache!
Hell YEAH i DO! (SnnnF)!You see the THING is that with them big COMPUTer magnates and all you got to look IMPORTANT YES VERY IMPORTANT and sharp and look your BEEEESSST and also very MACHO(snnnf!) like TOUGH cuz all them GEEKS with them FrEaKING computers you know they want to kNOW who the MAn is and who they can RELY to but then my wife that old crazy B?&&CH AHHH!!! (snnnf!)she keeps tellin' me GOD TAYLOR!!! you look like such a PR*CK with that fat 'stache (snnnff!) plus it f**kin' ITCH when u go downtown on me i'll mae you cut it you look like Tom SELLECK but i love that guy and it turns me pretty off so i just GRAB my belt and SWING her once and twice and oh GOD YESSSS (snnnf!) it hurts her at first but then she begs for more the lil slu..............
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I see you still struggle with that 200$-a -day Kool-Aid snorting addiction...
ITS A CONDITION the DOC saYS!!!! Plus i'm down to 2000$ a Day now that students loans are gone but anyway i don't mind cuz i just tell them HEY ALL you QUEERS you don't know what it's LIKE to FEEL UNWANTED and then them lil kids said to me.......
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