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World Experience by PedeAmb on 06-07-2010
In a film studio at NBC...
Hi, my name is Jeff Fortnock. I travel the world, one country after another. I'm only two more countries missing...stupid African continent...and If all goes well I should have travelled to every single country in the world by 2013. Man, I could tell you stories, I'm telling ya.
I envy this man so, so much. I wish i would ever get out of the country and experience what he experienced.
I stay in every country for exactly 3 days. I figure 3 days is the minimum number of days to make it really count, to really be able to say I was there, I saw the country. I swear, I could tell you stories you wouldn't believe! International cuisine? Ask me about it, I know it all!
Hmmm...
I'm eating at McDonald's everywhere I go, since other food outside the US can be deadly, and it usually also tastes yucky...*cough*...stupid African continent...*cough* I bet you want to know what's the best McDonald's in the world, right...?
I guess I might as well don't see the world. I've got a perfectly fine McDonald's right down the street from my home.
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