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A Clever Story by PedeAmb on 06-04-2010
Hello, stranger. If you are reading this you have been lured into it against your conscious will. You've come into this expecting something clever or something that at least attempts to be clever. Well, it's neither. You got served! Everything you will read here is pure filler to make you the fool who has been tricked into reading something devoid of any value.
Hi, I'm really not a different character at all. This is not a dialogue, there is no story and there is no reason for this to be a comic strip. As said before, this whole thing is devoid of any value. There is nothing remotely clever in what has been written here nor does it attempt to be. The only thing that is being attempted here is to make you look and feel like a fool.
And that's exactly what you are. You are a fool for reading this empty, dumb comic strip which has one purpose and one purpose only: to make you feel and look like a fool. And every new sentence you read will make you look and feel even more like a fool. I will tell you right here and there that there is no payoff. This doesn't ever become clever.
It's over and the joke is on you. You lost, you have been tricked, you are a fool, there is no reason to continue reading. What? You have skipped to the end already to see if anything clever is being said after all...if maybe there is a payoff to any of this? Then you know there is no payoff, there is nothing clever. Yet here you are.
Yet you continue reading one sentence after another of insults against you from some stranger on the internet, you fool! There is no reason for someone with even only half a brain to read this far. You really must like being called a fool. Good! Because you are one. You can certainly feel good about yourself. Fool! This text is filler. It's not supposed to be read, but you are reading it.
That's like a circus clown on vacation who walks into a hotel to...no, there are no metaphors in this text, you fool. What a colossal fool you are! Well, I'll finish this now and go have sex with my lover. Do you have a lover? If you do tell him or her what a cyclopean fool you are, let's see if your lover still wants to have anything to do with you after that.
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