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| You sure? I seen you boys round here before mucking things up and blowing people to high heaven. | |
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| Weren't those the Arabs? Sir, I'm really starting to believe you may actually be blind. Especially after you tried to eat my tires thinking they were heroin. | |
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| Mmm. Don't get no better than pork cracklings. And heroin. Thems too. Don't get no better than thems and thems and you take thems with thems and put thems all together and you're pretty damn high. I wonder if old Jappy Yap-Yap here is ever gonna shut his mouth hole and open up another one. Damn that is a greasy hand I've got there. | |
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| Sir, I really don't think it would take you this long to write a speeding ticket. It's been what....three hours? | |
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| Damn that boy keeps talking I think I'll have to go and have some lemonade after I arrest him. Let me see, I'm behind on my quota......damn. I need to get at least three robberies before the month's out. Well, one rape is worth three robberies. I think I'll just charge chinky here with a rape, a murder, and resisting arrest. That's about it. I wonder if there's Fruit Loops at the station house anymore. Damn I'm hungry. And horny. I think he can open up for Bubba he can open up for me. His soft spoken Asian features. Those high cheekbones. Mmm. | |
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