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 | I need my jelly everywhere, not all globbed in the center. It's well worth the constant vigilance of checking all the edges for jelly leaks in order to enjoy my evenly-spread-condiments sandwich. | |
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| Those who would sacrifice essential jelly to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither jelly nor safety. | |
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| Exactly. The bread to PB to jelly ratio must be maintained. He who controls the jelly, controls the universe! | |
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| To control the jelly, I mix the peanutbutter and jelly in a bowl. Then, I spread it on the bread. Do I get to control the universe now??? | |
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| You are an affront to god and man, and you will pay for your transgressions, I promise you that. | |
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| I eat my PB and J and make a mess, like a real man. | |
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