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 | Good evening, my son. What scripture are you reading? | |
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| Hello, Father. This isn't scripture, it's a guide for Pokemon HeartGold for my Nintendo DS. I'm trying to figure out how to breed a Charmander with a Squirtle. | |
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| It totally sucks! My Pokemon, Bonfire and Marco Polo, totally hate each other. I'm like, "C'mon, guys. Y'all need to set aside your differences and start makin' some sweet love for the greater good." | |
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| Have you tried introducing a nice bottle of vintage wine and some Barry White? That works for me. | |
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| Are you kidding me??? This is a KID'S game. What kind of psycho would put adult content, like ALCOHOL, in it. Sheesh! | |
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