| **Breaking News*SpecialReport* Breaking News** "STV is onScene in Inverness, having located the American Mark Fitzgerald. Let's go there Live" |
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 | We've all grown to love the tenacity of those Americans. Our STV crew has birdogged Mark Fitzgerald to this hotel. We're back in a moment, with an exclusive interview | |
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| Good, Got it. Now let me step back and you get him to come to the door | |
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| Mr. Fitzgerald? Marisa McKay with STV, A bit of a suprise sir, seeing you in this "machine-wear", but we're here for the rumor that you've planned a confrontation with the administration of Hunted Cow Studios. Is it true? And what is the nature of your beef? | |
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| "Machine Wear?" Dear Lady, this is protection, as I expect a lot of manure to fly before this day is through. What originated as a private matter, escalated with the dismissive attitude of Cow Management. I can assure you they did not expect this visit. | |
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| Oh, they are quite aware of your plans, sir, but are you aware that it's quite probable your trip to Istanbul was not accidental, and do you understand that their offices have insinuated an international incident should you persist? | |
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| I think then, we can safely say Istanbul as an "International Incident" and right now I don't care if they get the TVCamera-Addicted, Grinning Leftist in Washington involved ! ...If you'll excuse me, I've got a date with some cowpatties | |
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