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Newton's Laws of Motion (with really bad jokes) by vane111391 on 03-27-2010
Newton's First Law!
"An object at rest tends to stay at rest, or if it is in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by a sum of physical forces."
Like when you hit the brakes to stop a car. Boy, Newton's laws are driving me bananas!
Newton's Second Law!
"A body will accelerate with acceleration proportional to the force and inversely proportional to the mass. "
Therefore, to make something move, you need to apply some type of force to it. The bigger the object, the more force is needed. Science makes me want to take a catnap!
Newton's Third Law!
" Every action has a reaction equal in magnitude and opposite in direction"
An example would be hitting different kinds of balls with a golf club. They each have a different result. Just be careful, or you might get a boo boo!
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