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Tasteful Victorian Erotica IV by Burt_Reynolds on 03-02-2006
Your husband Bill is dead. He was trying to whip off a quick one to some tasteful Victorian erotica, when suddenly he was decapitated with a chainsaw.
I knew this tasteful Victorian erotica was the scourge of our male chauvinist society. And now it has caught up with Bill.
Did you hear about Bill? He touched his penis other than to...you know..."urinate", and now he's dead.
Yes, if Bill had spent more time urinating than he did in disgraceful self-gratification, he might still be alive.
Mr. Girdwilly, I move that all male employees be forbidden to ever touch their penises, except just long enough for them to urinate.
You're fired. Clear your desk and get the f#*k out of here.
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