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 | I wish for it to be known that as of the third day of the eighth month of the second coming year I will not be available until the seventeenth day of the twelth month of the same year for reasons of my own which I will explain to you as follows shortly: I must take this leave as I will be unfit to work at all during that time because of strictly personal reasons that I am sure you are not interested in but I will regale you with vaguely, regardless, as a tale of woe and terror and you will be forced to acknowledge that my reasons for leaving during the aformentioned timeframe will seem to be entirely justified because of how awful the pridicament that I have found myself in and because leaving will actually benifit the company for the period that I have mentioned because of the possible ramifications of staying outweigh the possible benifits of doing so, and therefor it is within your infinite understanding that I place my trust upon without even fully explaining the true purpose for my leaving because of the very personal nature of my jusification. | |
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| So basically, you're leaving for four months for pursonal reasons and you're telling me two years in advance? | |
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