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 | HELLO MY ONLY BEGOTTEN SON! I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR! DO NOT EVEN TRY AND SAY THAT I AM NOT! FOR I AM! YOU ARE THE MESSIAH FOR THE JEWISH PEOPLE! YOU WILL FIGHT FOR OUR PEOPLE AGAINST SUCH JACKASSES AS NAZI PROPAGANDA GUY! | |
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| God? Wasn't Jesus your only begotten son and messiah to the Jewish faith? | |
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| OH! sh#t! THIS IS AWKWARD.........SEE! I TOLD JESUS HE WAS THE MESSIAH BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND BANGED THIS CHICK! TURNS OUT SHE WAS GONNA GET MARRIED THE NEXT DAY SO I TOTALLY HAD TO COVER MY TRACKS AND MAKE HER A VIRGIN AGAIN! | |
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| You mean the Virgin Mary? You actually had sex with her? | |
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| GREAT THING ABOUT BEING GOD! 14 INCHES! | |
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| Dude........lucky. | |
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