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| Me and my life partner Claire would like to form a life bond and formally agree to spend our lives together in your church. | |
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| If you sign up to baptise your baby today, I'll give you the baptismal free. | |
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| I'm not pregnant? | |
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| I'm just a fat dyke. | |
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| I'll try and pencil you in for next thursday. | |
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