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 | Listen, Carl, it's not easy for me to say this but you're making the other employees uncomfortable. | |
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| What? What are you saying? | |
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| Well, we know that pretending to be a bird is part of your religion but your constant perching on peoples desk and chirpings is disruptive to the work place. Also you violently attack anyone who gets near your "nest". | |
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| Also, you sh#t on my head from a window yesterday. You're fired. | |
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| Don't fursecute me b#tch, I'll peck out your goddamn eyes. | |
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