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 | After being brutally raped by sea otters....Here's Les with the latest on the marketplace. | |
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| What do you mean I can save 15% on my annual VIG? Okay, well let me finish up this stupid broadcast and I'll call you back. | |
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| Am I the only true journalist on this program? | |
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| ...And so, *hic* you might as well just stay indoors cuz it's just gonna rain all damn week, you sonsofbitches! | |
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| I'm just riding the wave of this high grade peyote. And for your information, I've become a chocolate factory, since I won the golden ticket and proved my worth to Wonka. | |
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| Are you allright, Frank? You've been sitting there for 2 weeks straight, and I think you may have sh#t yourself multiple times. | |
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