SOMEWHERE IN POLAND, 2006 |
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 | There is something that I must confess. As a young man during World War II, a Jewish woman came to my door and asked for me to hide her in the my attic from the Nazis, and I did. |  |
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 | That's certainly nothing to confess! |  |
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 | Wait...there's more. I told the woman that the only way I'd hide her is if she would pay me with sex every day, and she accepted. |  |
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 | Well, those were tough times and you were taking a huge risk. I'm sure God will forgive you. |  |
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 | So I guess I should tell her the war is over? |  |
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