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 | Hey, I was curious...why do all of you waiters here have extra spoons in your pockets? | |
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| Because spoons are the most commonly dropped utensil in restaurants. They're spares for the patrons. | |
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| And what's the deal with the strings hanging from the inside of all your pants? | |
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| They're tied to our weiners, ma'am, so that we can aim in the bathroom without touching. It saves time because we don't have to wash our hands. | |
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| Well how do you get your goods back in your pants? | |
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| I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoons. | |
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