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Cafe' E. coli by beauxamour on 02-21-2006
Hey, I was curious...why do all of you waiters here have extra spoons in your pockets?
Because spoons are the most commonly dropped utensil in restaurants. They're spares for the patrons.
And what's the deal with the strings hanging from the inside of all your pants?
They're tied to our weiners, ma'am, so that we can aim in the bathroom without touching. It saves time because we don't have to wash our hands.
Well how do you get your goods back in your pants?
I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoons.
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