| FOX NEWS FOOTAGE: BAGHDAD, IRAQ |
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 | THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN! THIS ONE'S FOR FIGHTING, AND THIS ONE'S FOR FUN! | |
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| ...and in today's Bizarro News... | |
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| ...only moments after being court martialed for sexual misconduct with his M-16 rifle, this U.S. Marine was killed while assaulting an Iraqi machine gun nest with his penis. A dyslexic drill sergeant is thought to be responsible. | |
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