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| We are NOT going to offer seventy two virgins. | |
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| Well, our nuns can simply give 'Promise Rings' to prospective priests, and the anticipation of the afterlife does the rest. | |
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| ...Have you SEEN our nuns? | |
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| Fair deuce. | |
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