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Pick-Up by Dave_of_the_Dead on 09-04-2009
Man, I can't figure out how you hook up with so many women! I see a different woman leaving your apartment almost every morning!
Yep. I've got a gift, I guess.
I mean, you don't have a job, you aren't good looking, and you're geneally obnoxious and offensive. How do you do it?
I've got the world's best pick-up line. It hasn't failed me yet.
What is it?
"Hey baby, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"
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