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Par for the Course by dwitty on 08-28-2009
Hole 1 at Highland Woods
First hole, par 3, $1 for whoever is closest to the pin.
Nice. I better use my driver to ensure I get the distance. Or maybe I'll use one of your drivers. Either way, I'm going to wack the hell out of that ball so I can win $1.
Christ, Bianchi! Where the f#*k have you been? It's been 30 minutes and you're still searching for your ball? We're already on the fourth hole!
Well, yeah. But on the bright side I found 18 other balls here in the water hazard.
Hole 2 at Highland Woods
Fifth hole, and now you're behind a tree. How are you going to play this one?
I plan to nudge it around a little with my clubhead until it is out from behind the tree. I'm pretty sure that's a legal tactic...I've seen Tiger do it before.
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