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food critic by boinky33 on 02-11-2006
Here is your dinner, sir. I personally had sex with each lobster just for you.
Thank you, kind sir.
Later....
Not only did he prepare the food, he also served it to me. And after I ate it, my suit changed colour, I somehow got glasses, and I shrunk down to 3 feet. What a great restaurant!
And do you hear that? They hired small Chinese girls to play a violin for me!
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