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 | Hey, what was that "subprime" talk? You doubt my capactity as a debt collector? My customers may postpone but they never default! |  |
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 | Satan, think in terms of supply and demand. How much is worth a soul? The more souls are getting naturally to Hell, the less a bound soul is worth. |  |
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 | So you're saying if too many people are going to Hell by the time a victim is done, their pact with the Devil loses its value, and so the bond attached to it? |  |
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 | ♫♫♫ Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on. ♫♫♫ |  |
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 | I knew you had potential, kid! |  |
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