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Vatican's mainframe by HerrDoktor on 08-23-2009
After the departure of Jesus, the Vatican calls all witnesses to talk about their experiences with the Messiah
So that guy was actually Jesus, the Son of Man, the real deal?
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He let me drink from his cup.
It was just Tequila. Tequila, an agave distilled drink, a 1958 surf instrumental by The Champs.
I don't remember a thing.
Oh, God, let us call a Council! I think we have a "virgin birth" on the oven.
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