| After the departure of Jesus, the Vatican calls all witnesses to talk about their experiences with the Messiah |
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 | So that guy was actually Jesus, the Son of Man, the real deal? | |
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| WOLPHRAM ALPHA SAYS: You got a 80% positive there | |
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| He let me drink from his cup. | |
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| It was just Tequila. Tequila, an agave distilled drink, a 1958 surf instrumental by The Champs. | |
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| I don't remember a thing. | |
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| Oh, God, let us call a Council! I think we have a "virgin birth" on the oven. | |
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