| Dean Johnson's office at the College of Texas A&M |
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 | Dean Johnson, I'm here about the fire at the campus library. I have some bad news and.....well... to be quite honest with you sir, no good news whatsoever. | |
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| You've known me a long time Bill and, not only am I tough, but I'm drunk. Just say what's in your heart son and you'll do fine. | |
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| Thank you sir. This has really been hard on me. I...I...don't.....(sobs) | |
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| Cowboy Up, son! We're Aggies for Christ sake! Now, just spit it out. | |
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| Of course sir. .......Well, the library lost both books and......(sobs)..... one had not even been colored yet. | |
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| dear sweet Jesus........ | |
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