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Sometimes a "No Soliciting" Sign is a GOOD thing for Salesmen! by Dave_of_the_Dead on 08-21-2009
Dave gets a visit from a Door-to-Door Carpet Cleaning Salesman!
Yes, sir! We can get out any common stain! Wine, Mud, Grass stains! You name it!
How about blood? Can you get out blood?
You have blood?
Buckets of it!
But, why?
I accidentally spilled some after the Red Cross refused to take it. They were asking too many questions anyway, 'Where'd you get this? Is this all from one person? Why is it in mayonnaise jars?' Blah, blah, blah. They wouldn't take the teeth, either.
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