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 | An 86 year old, grandmother of three was apprehended today. She is, according to the White House, a top official in the Al Queda terrorist organization and responsible for planning many acts of terror, all of which where thwarted due to NSA telephone surveillance. | |
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| When pressed by the media for details that led to the arrest, officials divulged that several known terrorist codewords were incercepted in her conversations with so called "grandchildren" such as "Gammy" which refers to Gammaradiation devices and "candy" which is common code for currency. | |
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| To this reporter, it seems incredulous to believe that a grandmother............... Um................This proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, our governments need to monitor private communications. It's good to know that our President is keeping us safe! Now on to sports! | |
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