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Media Versus Government by Sinclair_Daly on 08-09-2009
Scuze me Congressman. I gotta buncha like questions fo yo ass related like recent of developments, umm, surrounding economic bailout bullsh#t! You got a minute to break em' off a LIL sumthin' sumthin' for CNN?
I gots no time to talk sh#t bout none o'that. You'd better mind your own before I break you off a LIL sumthin' proper like up yo ass sideways. Here on Capitol Hill we ain't no snitches. We ain't no bitches neither. Don't play yourself, ho!
Muthaf#*ka, if I knowed you was gonna be frontin' on me like yo sh#t don't stink then we ain't gonna skip none uh that whack sh#t you doin' with like tax money and sh#t. You gotta check yo self Congressman. I'll flip that sh#t and make you my b#tch, ho, RESPEKT!
Oh, I see how it gonna be. You think you fly cuz you been sellin' out that little poonanny to them b#tch ass Democrats in the White House. They just a buncha weak ass LIL skeezaz no how. You can't play me with that wrecked ass pussy.
Shiiiiiiit!
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