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 | So, I got back from vacation, and one of my cable channels won't come in. I have a Tivo, if that matters. | |
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| Sorry for the problem, Sir. I'm making minimum wage, completely ignorant, and reading from a script, but I'll try to help you. | |
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| Can't you just send a qualified technican to my house? I'm sure it's just a squirrel chewing on the lines or something. | |
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| Oh, no, Sir. It's because you don't have the right cable package. No wait, you need to reboot everything. No, you need a new box, which we don't have right now, but if you leave your name and number... | |
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| Why? What do YOU think the problem is? | |
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| Uhhh.... please hold for my supervisor! | |
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