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| There's sure a lot of eyes on you right now, Mr. Bay. | |
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| FINALLY, I get to explore the topics that fans want to know about, like a robot's genetalia and how it's used. | |
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| And I don't think I spent enough time focusing on nubile Maxim centerfolds in the first movie. We barely got to know Megan Fox's body! | |
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| Oh, I get it! So this is more a soft porn parody of Transformers, right? | |
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