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If Tom Cruise Can Do It--- by Cloas on 06-11-2009
*BREAKING NEWS* Tom Cruise is minutes away from launching his private rocket from his backyard launchpad. Dean is taking live calls right now,so tell us your opinions!
Hey, I don't care if he is Tom Cruise, he has no right to be launching anything without NASA's approval! He could be putting those in a 10 mile radius at risk! What does he know about science? What is that he's into, "sciencosmotology"?
"Uhh, that's Scientology sir."
Well hey I know as much about lobster as Tom Cruise knows about rocket science,but hey, we're paid to put our name on these sort of things. He makes scientology look good like how I make lobster look good--don't I?? Don't I??---------------Ummm,no,I was inferring I looked good with this lobster in my hands!! If he wants to put on shades and moonwalk around space in his tighty whities--that's his business--more power to him!
Sir,are you inferring that Tom Cruise is launching a rocket into space in the name of Scientology?--------------Well God bless...If we only had more people like Tom Cruise in the world.
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