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Johnson Died from not eating Hot Pockets! by Toasti10103 on 06-06-2009
Hre is Smith and Johnson stuck in the desert. They have no food thats editable... just Hot Pockets, they also have no water... just Hot Pockets. How will these two Hot Pocket Salesmen get back to the Wisconsin Hot Poct Factory? IDK!
I could really go for a cheeseburger. And some fries.
We need to eat some of the Hot Pockets. I don't care If I get diareah!
4 HOURS LATER
PLEASE, WE NEED TO EAT THE HOT POCKETS! I'M STARVING TO DEATH. THE SUN IS MAKING ME CRAZY!!!!
You're already crazy and no you're not eating any of those deadly meat filled poptart!
After Johnson's funeral
Well, he was a good partner. Wait... oh no.. I'm gonna *cough* die.......... SIKE!!!!!!!!!! Johnson will probably come back n the next comic...
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