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Kill Mr. Chinese hotpocket guy! by Toasti10103 on 06-06-2009
Here is Smtih and Johnson in Hong Kong trying to assassinate the Chinese Hot Pocket Ambassador by giving him a poisoned Hot Pocket. Will they suceed? Probably not but lets just see...
Why did the board directors tell us that we needed to go to China.
To kill Tommy Sakanowa. He has the biggest Hot Pocket factory in the world. If we suceed, America will have the biggest Hot Pocket factories in the history of Hot Pocket factories!!!!!!!! Mwawahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
2 WEEKS LATER
Well, that went well for once.
Yeah I can't believe we actually did it, and no one cares. I feel like a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
After Eating 17 Peanut butter jelly sandwiches...
That was a good peanut butter jelly sandwich!
Im gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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