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 | Hello America!! I'm Gene Doublebottom, and i'm here with yugoslavakia, AKA the Chinese freak person, so sir? how is the illegal gun business going?? | |
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| ELLO AMERICA!!! yes it's me, oh, yes, the business is going absolutely wonderful, i have'nt even made one sale yet! well i almost did but my girlfreind pulled an automatic Sig Sauer to my forehead. | |
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| ooohhh that sounds rough, well anyway i was also wondering what your sales pitch is, i mean... you have to have an awesome pitch to sell. | |
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| Oh yes, my pitch is, "ELLO!! would you like to get arrested and possibly killed? If so, buy some of my illegaly made guns today! | |
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| ok anything else you wanted to say before we wrap up here? | |
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| noo... i don't tink so, the cops are after me and when they see this broadcast they'll find me, so i've gotta run, and by the way all you people in America, I have a discount on Mines and Springfield Snipers!! Thank you very much! contact me at 1-800-we-make-illegal-guns!! GOODBYE!!! | |
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