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Before ATA went bankrupt by jeremyw on 04-18-2009
Russ Shares his story with Channel 4 local news
So The year that I lived in chicago and greta lived in nyc we saw each other a ton because gas was mad cheap, it was the heyday of the big discount airlines. i could get a roundtrip ticket from midway to laguardia for $89 on ATA no bullsh#t. It was amazing. we'd split the cost so you're looking at $44.50! ridiculous and wonderful. I flew to NYC or greta to chicago about 15 times that year.
This man we found for our weekly "Man On The Street" interview looks familiar. Eerily so. Could we have gone to college together? Did I see him at one of my catering gigs I do to make ends meet. Did we drunkenly hook up on the roof of Sugarland?
Joe the cameraman puts the pieces together
I always flew ATA, it was always the same crew, same routine, got to be kinda like family. I racked up a sh#t-TON of miles! like, unbelievable! by the time i finally left chicago, I had earned miles for 4 round trip tickets to hawaii. Being a WWII hoarder for some reason, i held on to them until finally I was ready to cash em in, went to the website ready to make it rain boarding passes. then, BOOM, the screen comes up with a very simple header and a brief note in times new roman 12 point font.
...hold on just a darn minute! Could it be? Could it possibly be... the Green Planet? The superhero that saved the city from Colonel Smog and the Pollutaneers! But that couldn't be. This man has no cape, no pinache, and he wears glasses! How could this be?
But decides to play it cool
It's a very formal but almost sad letter from the CEO about how ATA has (3 days earlier!!!) gone bankrupt. The company is dead. any purchased tickets will be refunded and any earned miles will float off into space and can never be redeemed. ever. having spent so much intimate time with ATA over the past year, it was really heartbreaking for me in addition to the rage at having missed out on my ridiculous trips to hawaii. it was sad...but i just sat there looking at the screen screaming.
Thanks for the wonderful interview *wink* Russ *wink, wink.* Can I have your autograph?
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