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Mr. Jones is flattered by darnregistration on 04-17-2009
From what I've been hearing, people are taking breaks left and right! Do you know how many hours of productivity we've lost this week alone?
With all due respect, sir, let's not think of them as lost productivity hours, but rather as an alternative for sick days.
You're taking away their sick days for being lazy? What kind of fascist do you think you are?
Fascist, sir?
I was planning on playing muzak near every water cooler in the building, or cutting back on their paychecks, but taking their sick days? That's crossing the line, Jones.
Yes, sir. I'll get in touch with the payroll people immediately. You really think I look like a fascist?
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